My poor husband is beery concerned about the fact that I am crying at my phone.

VS doesn't actually make bras that would fit her

I've wished in the past that there was a way to tell people that they should have sex with my ex (seriously, sex with him can help you achieve inner peace...or something!), but...this is not it.

See, where as I'd be like, "I know I'm kind of dying here, but can we just dry hump for a few minutes while you say creepy, but still somehow sexy, things to me?"

We love you Lindy! Even your melty brain Dirt Bags make me laugh!

Despite popular perception, KStew is actually a reasonably competent actress (not great, but acceptable). That role didn't require an actress, it required a cipher. So a girl who fit the visual they wanted was all they really needed. On the other hand, Bella needs to be a blank canvas so girls can project themselves…

I don't even remember how it started, but my husband and I have been calling each other "Bean" or "Beanie" or some other word plus one of those. If I'm ill, I'm Sickie Bean. If he's in a bad mood, he a Cranky Bean. And on it goes...

I would be SUPER PISSED if Andy K were still alive. It would mean that, instead of being a comic genius, he was one of the biggest non-serial-killer assholes around

What exactly is going to happen when I reach magical X pounds?

The give-aways are that they were both in the ad (the only male clients) and their voices at the end (I find their voices very distinct)

I had a friend in college who had this. It was really sad and upsetting ago see. It even upset him when people *talked* about nudity

Can Jezebel please just start following Rhett and Link so that you guys know when the ads are produces by them and therefor intentionally weird/bad?

Why does she look like mid-20's Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Totally off topic, but I've traveled al around the world, and PEI is still the prettiest place I've ever been

I'm sorry for your loss. My mom died a little over 10 years ago, and Mothers Day ads still kill me

Why did I watch this? Now I kind of want to watch the show!

I thought the exact same thing. In concept, I figured it would be awful and unflattering. But she pulled it off.

I'm just going to ignore that first item to focus on the positive - the fact that Chee was so insanely gorgeous even at 13! While the rest of us were awkwarding around the place at 13, Cher is diplomat-level poised in a tween mugshot!

Re: British guy with the super British name

Her hair is brown in the mugshot, so she dyed it before this all happened.