Ireland always reminds mof physically of our BFF JLaw

I'm always amazed that people don't immediately suspect Rhett and Link when they see ads like this.

Are Republicans just determined to illegitimate the word "legitimate?"

I don't disagree. I also don't understand why older men want to have sex with 19 year old girls. But wanting to have sex with women is hardly my wheelhouse, so I left that alone.

I am 31 (almost 32) and the thought of having sex with a 19 year old guy is just...ick.

What are this young scholar's post graduation plans? Beyond WBC, who, exactly is going to hire him?

I'm choosing to blame my double post on a new iToy and lack of coffee. Yeah, that's the ticket!

I'm not AHath fan (that name is a thing, right??), but since everything else printed in that mag is an outright lie, why would anyone believe that story, just because the world happens not to like her much?

I know it's still a pill, but I suspect that at least some of my flight anxiety is based in motion sickness, so I take 2 Dramamine about and hour before the flight. It has the bonus effect of putting me to sleep for the boringness of hurtling through the air at 37,000 feet (seriously, how have we made *that* boring?)

Late May baby of a mid-May baby - both with vitamin D deficiencies. Already knew about the MS link though.

Yeah, this study definitely did not take 31 year olds with H-cup breasts into consideration!

While I think this whole thing is insane, he wasn't *really* trying not to be single - just get with an escort. Not something I have a problem with, but distinct from using flirty sexts to interest a potential romantic interest.

If only all guys dealt with escorts that respectfully....

"Wait a minute. Xena can't fly."

My mom never would have taken me on opening night. I don't remember much about the audience, but I think that vampire costumes would have jumped out at me.

I feel really old right now.

The only question she answered correctly was "This is what you call someone with brown hair." It was kind of adorable.

I made a longer comment about this, but general clean-up was OK because we tarped everything. But cleaning OURSELVES up was a whole different ballgame! We all managed to stay upright for about 3 turns, but once we had a hand and a foot down, people started falling fast!

I have a friend who used to run sex ed events that were sponsored by Wet Lube. As a result, he used to have boxes and boxes of 1/2 gallon pump lube bottles around the house. He had a party at his place and I was sitting between two people who lived with him. One person said, "God there's a lot of lube in this…

I've played naked lube Twister - fun, but the clean-up was a bitch!