There's no other option - it's literally illegal to pump your own gas.

Being from the Midwest originally, I've never encountered the lower price for cash anywhere else, but I don't know if that's due to laws or just custom.

You literally cannot pump your own gas in NJ. I also assumed that would mean I would end up paying more for gas, but it's FAR more expensive in NY or even PA. Also, there's a weird thing were some gas stations have a lower price for cash than for credit cards. So if you pay in cash in NJ, you could end up paying as…

It's correct(ish) as-is. I could be read as "...depending on how much nothing you want it to do to your face"

I've heard that from multiple people who have lived here their whole lives. I've also run into a few Bergen county born and raised folks who didn't know that most malls are OPEN on Sundays.

I hated NJ until I moved here - it kind of grew on me...like a fungus. Plus, the not pumping your own gas thing is awesome. When driving in other states, I have thought to myself, unironically, "You mean, I have to pump my own gas...like a savage??"

I don't even particularly like kids, and I'm pretty sure my ovaries just exploded.

I want her to secretly BE Runaround Sue (because it would reclaim a shitty, slut-shaming song)

Let me translate that: " During the years I spent making money — I learned how hard it is to make money with a chick as the hero. So I took a story that had a chick as they hero and made it a dude. MONEY$$$$$$$$$$"

I want a life where looking adorable in a swimsuit is my worst nightmare.

If you haven't seen it, apparently, all of the Tributes are holding white roses in the pictures. I'm guess it's supposed to be Snow's gesture of power over all of them.

That's fantastic! I rode an elevator at DragonCon with Edward James Almos, but at the time, I didn't know who he was. I just realized he was *somebody* to the DragonCon crew based on the excited whispering around me, and had to ask my friend once we got off the elevator.

To be fair, I would lose my mind around John Green too. If it makes you feel better, he probably felt pretty awkward around you too, because he does around most people :-)

He looked at my like I was insane (as well he should) and yielded the way for me to pass, since I was completely immobile.

On a similar note, I always thought I'd be really cool and collected if ever face-to-face with a celebrity that I admired. Then I ran into mid-90's Antonio Bandaras. Literally ran into him (we collided on a set of medieval stairs), and I coolly and collectedly looked into his painfully handsome face and said,…

Dude, Door County and the Dells are the shit. I got to travel a lot as a kid (because that's what my parents prioritized and my mom was MAGICAL at finding good deals - she flew the three of us to Paris for 4 days for under $500 in 1997), but my memories of Door County and the Dells are some of my best travel memories.

Dude, if I had just won Best Actress and everyone wanted to be my BFF, you best bet I'd celebrate by blazin' and boozin'. Good for her.

That Ken doll guy seems like a real winner. Be still my bile ducts...

In the scene where Barney is learning to drive, there are PALM TREES visible:-)

I briefly dated a guy who was on one of the first generation of "make me over with lots of plastic surgery" shows. He was hardcore fucked up by it. I talked with his family once, and they said he wasn't like that before the show. He was a nice, shy guy before the show. But he pretty much ended up like when Peter…