He's so very handsome now, but I can't look at him and not see that weird little kid!

He's so very handsome now, but I can't look at him and not see that weird little kid!

Not to mention that the studies cited are around 20 years old! A lot has changed about the surgery, who they conduct it on, and the aftercare.

It's like being dragged through mud with spikes in it!! I lost a LOT of weight in the first week (24 lbs), and then gained a bit back when I started drinking "full liquids." Now I'm slowly creeping back down. It was a lot easier to deal with the diet restrictions when the weight was melting off:-)

Awesome to hear about your success! I just had my sleeve done on December 19th.

I once had to drop trou and poop on the side of a major Chicago expressway because I ate quinoa for breakfast. LIFE makes you poop your pants occasionally.

I had a gastric sleeve done on December 19th - it's not fun, it's not easy (yeah, to everyone who thinks it's a cop-out, bite my shiny, metal, slightly smaller ass), but so far it seems worth it. If you'd like to chat about it, you can email me at gmail (same as my user name). I've also been doing a vlog about the…

Are ads with sound a new thing on Jezebel?? This is the first time I've ever noticed it, and I hate it with every fiber of my being...

I know it's not as "romantic," but maybe it should be a decision made together, not one made by one party over weeks or months and then gives the other party 15 seconds to decide, sometimes in public.

I thought it was kind of sweet. And I actively dislike TSwift.

I can't believe reading something about PLL enriched my life - but it did!!

And here I thought Angelina Jolie was taking a break from movies because she has not made anything commercially successful in years (at least that didn't involve a talking panda)

I still love him. Even after my own Predatory Bestie incident. I blame him. But I love him.

Exactly! With his adorably floppy hair and endearing Canadian-ness. I just wanted a Gilbert of my own!

And let us not forget that if you do "un-friendzone" (ick!) a Nice Guy (as I did with my Predetory Bestie), you will never live up to the fantasy they had in their head of you and they will continue to harbor resentment about the guys you dated instead of them.

Maybe I'm alone, but I really feel that "Ashmi" was a better couple name for ASHton and deMI. I would have gone with Ashla or Milton

One of my best friends waited until marriage, which happened in her early 30's. I really admired her, because she was actually giving up something. Girl wasn't afraid of sex, and using her religion as an excuse. She was horny pretty much 24/7. That was a sacrifice for her beliefs.

Why guilt? Her music is fun, her message isn't abhorrent, and she seems like a decent human being.

Moist giblet. You're welcome.

I want a pug so freaking bad. I would go to a Pug Rescue and adopt one today if I wasn't pretty sure it would cause my husband to divorce me.