I feel the same way about Splenda - it seems like it's EVERYWHERE now, and it's instamigraine for me. Although, it's used more in low/no-calorie juices and non-carbonated beverages, which makes me think that it doesn't work well in carbonated drinks (I should know, since I'm a food scientist, but the makers of…

I don't think Face Time was active, he was just talking into his phone's camera - but yes, very odd.

I have a very simple reason not to drink socially: calories! Those yummy tasting drinks are calories I'd rather spend on a yummy dessert. And low calorie drinks taste like licking a foot.

I think that any ad for a perfume is utterly ridiculous. It doesn't matter how much women (or girls) gyrate or look pretty in an ad - if it smells like crap, it doesn't matter.

THERE WERE K-POP MAKE-OVERS IN MANHATTAN AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?!?!? *sadface*

I don't do this with celebrities, but I have done this with couples I know in person, just not well. People whose relationships I admired and silently held up as proof that it *is* possible to have lasting love in this effed-up world. And then they divorce and I'm left feeling bad about the demise of a relationship…

Duckworth/Fluke 2016 - I'd vote the shit out of that.

My dad, a retired Enlish teacher, admitted that he made that choice.

Even when I was dangerously low on vitamin D, I was given a (HUGE) supplement and told to get 5 minutes on sun on my inner arms a day.

Does Owl Girl also love lamp?

Pretty much any time I hear the words "macadamia nuts," I internally start "namin' nuts!"

Thank FSM that I am not the only one who can't hear the word "terrier" without humming "God loves a terrier" in their head!

Sorry, this reminded me of yet another "My mom was awesome" story:

I've said that for a long time - conservatives are experts at semantics (most often spending more time on semantics than any actual policy making) - "pro-life," and anything involving the word "family" are prime examples.

I would pay good money to hear what Billy Connolly said to RB.

OK, I rolled my eyes when I got Olmec, but I, too, got through both AP European and US History without opening the text book!

Would that be before or after Brad Pitt takes over John Malkovich and makes him start doing puppet shows?

She's not making some kind of all-encompassing statement about sexuality. She is detailing her own sexuality - which seems like something that can be described any damn way a person feels like describing THEIR OWN SEXUALITY.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I assumed she was talking about when she still had an active career.

Full disclosure: my wedding ring is known among my friends as "the bling of many dead ancestors," so I'm a bit biased.