Slightly related (fresh cut grass) - I had an awful migraine once, which both incapacitate me and make me really horny. I was sleeping in my room with the blinds pulled and all the lights off, and my husband came in to check on me after he finished cutting the grass. I jumped on him like a rabid wolverine. After we…

Does anybody have a link to or even remember the Tracey Ullman sketch that played out almost exactly like this? Her character Francesca was in a speech contest, and was told that her speech could win if she took out the part about her gay days. I was really young when I first saw it, and it has stayed with me for…

Why, besides the many biological impossibilities, is this kid not my child?!?!?!

Would he be, in fact, yelling "Margaret?"

I was very sad the day the my My Pet Monster's shackles stopped fitting on my wrists. Very telling about my future....

Not that anyone would be as stupid as me, but avoid reading the comments section of the CNN article on Rodney King - I should know better than to even glance at that wretched hive of scum and villainy (AKA wacko right-wing nutcases who enjoy stepping away from preaching to the conservative choir at FoxNews.com)

The super-accurate (*snerk*) source that is IMDB claims an Oct 5th release.

Brittany Snow! Thank you! I was trying to make her be Ashley Tisdale and my brain wasn't letting that happen.

I'm not even embarrassed. OK, a little.

My best friend in jr high, a woman who is now a respected and successful pediatrician, is likely so grateful that Twitter was not around back when she was in the throes of the most obsessive Jonathan Brandis love affair this world has ever seen. She was nearly intolerable in person - I can't imagine how she would…

Hey, it's my only party trick:-P Mostly big boobs just come with a sore back and ill-fitting shirts, a girl's gotta have something to brag about!

I can hold a soda can both under and between:-)

About 2 weeks after my mom died, I was having one of those silly fake arguments with a friend of my boyfriend (now husband)

The problem is that you get the same responses from men even if you are relatively sane and looking for someone to touch your no-no places!

I feel like she should be older too, just because I became aware of her in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, which was 7 years ago(!). I guess I assumed she was an actress in her 20's playing a teenager in that movie, but if she was actually 17, then the age works out right.

CDiaz looks like she had a great night, the kind of girl I'd like to party with!

I would pay large sums of money to have Alan Rickman as my Siri. Or even better - my GPS!

Are you my brain???

Yeah, how dare he be upset that someone physically assaulted him?!?!

Click on the David Michalek link at the bottom. That's how I watched it.