I am still so very very very bitter that I was stopped from embarrassing myself to him when he showed up at the same restaurant as the wedding after-party I was attending. They told me to wait until he was actually *in* the restaurant to bug him, and the restaurant was too full for him to come in. SO. VERY. …

Oh, GOD! The original series is available for streaming (and free to Prime members!) on Amazon! I might as well just email my boss now and tell her I'm not coming in tomorrow!

Oh, God...Craig's dad hitting him was awful. I had nightmares for like a week.

OK, I'm woman enough to admit that the #1 Fresh Prince one made me cry.

My mom (who I lost 10 years ago this coming September) was always hilarious - intentionally and unintentionally. But I think my favorite piece of advice she ever gave me was when I was 19 and complaining about how my boyfriend wouldn't grow his hair out (he kept his glorious gypsy-curls ruthlessly short, and it wasn't…

I spend a lot of time on hair forums (grew my hair out and had no idea wtf to do with it when it reached my butt) - and from what I've seen, hair like Nicole's is actually MUCH harder to deal with than most other types of hair. It can't stand up to the harsh techniques used black hair, but it doesn't respond to the…

I love that she's doing this. People obviously have a right to sue for monetary damages, but I love that she's using her experience to force the issue of stricter guidelines that aren't based on the prejudices of a random gate employee.

As long as the lack-of-shirt exposed his V-cut, I would watch him pay his fucking phone bill

Sonofa...

Grrr...*PORTABLE

OK, did anyone else get an ad for "Portal Hardness Testers?" Because that ad owes me a new keyboard.

I thought that for a while too. But even if it were true, why aren't doctors withholding Viagra prescriptions until a man gets an annual prostate exam?

Great show!

Or, you know, a Rhett and Link: Commecial Kings ad ([www.ifc.com])

Yes, spontaneous BSE is a thing.

Yes, but people who live in parts of New York or the outlying areas that are not where you live...such losers, right?

I know, right? I hate people who live in places. Especially places that are not where I live!

Lady Edith is played by Fred Armisen

I'm glad that works for you, but the first rule of Drunk Club is that everybody works differently.

Another option is to get her involved in less insane churches. I don't know about the one she is attending regularly, but keep her away from the crazy-pants jelly-beans-as-sin church. There are plenty of churches out there who either a) don't believe that people who believe differently than they do are going to hell…