Your blood volume increases and your blood also has to start circulating through the placenta, as well as all kinds of hormone level shifts, up and down, and it really can be a rollercoaster.

Haha! I didn't expect that after the comment about Jordan Sparks :) Made me actually laugh out loud!

Kanye getting in the way of Kylie’s paper is indefensible

1) self-explanatory

Right? Like, how many other quality musicians have gently told Chris Martin that he should stop writing music?

The song is meh if you’re looking to something to belt in the car or dance along to.

that little boy in a hoodie in front of the police, and the cutting to the “stop shooting us”... damn, that did me in.

Clearly no debate about the debates is worse. Poor Clinton, so put out for having to acknowledge the candidate previously ignored by the DNC.

Don’t worry, we blacks and Latinos are about to come in and save liberal white America from itself very soon.

Clinton Campaign “We want to have a debate in New Hampshire, where it could only harm you, but we don’t want to have a debate in New York where it could harm me.”

I feel like that would leave you with precious little free time, Demon

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

This isn’t hard. He’s embarrassed he likes having his ass played with. She was not embarrassed to do it and did not think less of him for liking it. She does think less of him, in general, and specifically for being embarrassed about his enjoyment of ass play.

Oh, you “stay away from that area altogether”? METHINKS THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.

Oh man, Kanye...why, just, why?

It is so gross and classless to discuss your sexual activity with your ex when you’re in a new relationship. And on TWITTER?!

Of course, they only drink vanilla milkshakes.

Does anyone know what lipstick amber is wearing? It’s super pretty and I need it.