I relapsed after 10 years of sobriety the day the elections results came back.  I shit you not, I was recovering from a back surgery, realized Donald Fucking Trump was going to be the POTUS.  My mind began to fragment and the only thing I could think of was to take a few pain pills to blot out this new reality.  I was…

It was a response to people claiming that he was running an openly sexist campaign, not an unbidden brag. Nobody’s looking for cookies.

You’re so lucky to have Sanders/Clinton family conflicts and not the Republican/Democrat family conflicts that not even living on separate coasts can alleviate (woe is me; damn you facebook).

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

I love how he’s quiet about his work too. He does his thing and doesn’t ask the world to give him credit or money, nor does he tell us he’s ambitious.

“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

I think you nearly made Tom Cruise endearing with that comparison. I need to step away for a moment.

Botox and fillers that haven’t settled? Weight gain? Post-oral-surgery puffiness? Xenu’s vengeance? Xenu’s love?

... (rushes out door to get lower back tattoo.)

I had not heard his music Til maybe a month ago and I like it. I'm almost 42... So I feel weird. But also, I'm almost 42 so I give no fucks. I like some dude named Jason Derulo too.

Much like still waters run deep, so do heavily tattooed, brat-stached piss boys like Justin Bieber.

I know he’s a douche, but I seriously felt sorry for him after reading the article. I mean, his parents didn’t even bother schooling him properly and just basically left him there to deal with the scrutiny. I think people just forget how fucking viral he was for a year. He had grown ass men and women bullying him…

Such an unnecessarily bitchy and rude write-up. Thank God Weaver steered clear of that. Love to see how you’d do as a pre-teen and teen under vicious media scrutiny & pap harassment 24/7.

Also, Ashley Graham.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

“Secret Muslim goes on television and makes a white woman cry.” - Fox News

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

Damn I’m gonna miss him.

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I think my favorite moment was from the 2012 campaign when Romney tried to come at Obama about the lack of ships in our Navy in comparison to 1916 and Obama went "we also have less horses and bayonets" He's clever as hell honestly.