“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Then why you here booboo

I ordered a Feel the Bern mug today, and set up a monthly PayPal donation. That’s where I’m at.

I’m still confused by how Republicans think this was the worst thing in the world (and it certainly wasn’t good), but didn’t care at all about the Bush administration doing the exact same thing.

If he’s dumb, he’ll dump her via mixtape since that worked out swimmingly the last time he tried that.

Also, its sad that she feels so dignified by denying them A PIECE OF PAPER.

Let’s not pretend like she wouldn’t scream bloody murder if she wasn’t given that “piece of paper” because she had divorced.

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

I mean, it’s one thing to have that angry inner monologue when you get cut off on the freeway because “FUCKING _____ DRIVERS”. Yeah, we all do that shit. And then we catch ourselves and go, “ugh, stop it... me.” And then you argue with yourself, arrive at the same conclusion as yourself, and pat yourself on the back…

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

Honestly that is what hurt most of all.

Great counter-point. Although, to be pedantic, Trump is best described as having the fine golden hair of a cartoon rich person:

Gods bless Leslie Knope.

“Stupid men can’t be blonde,” you say?

As a self enlightened individual, you have to understand the irony of the male feminist showing up to tell the ladeez to keep down the snark.

Caught in a manslide....

Is this just mantasy?