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...god damn it.

I’m excited to see how Jenner looks! I think he is helping a lot of trans people and I wish him every happiness.

Consenting adults? A’ight then. You do you.

Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.

Her plot to ruin Rebel’s reputation failed. This will make her more famous and well liked. Thanks former bitchy classmate!

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

*Passes out milk and cookies for story time because you just can’t post that and not provide details*

bullet holes = a fellow billionaire hiring some of the dancers that were working with you on your hundred million dollar tour

OH MY GOD, this is the epitome of Husband and me. He wakes up at 5:30am and is all like, POKE POKE POKE, LET’S DO IT. And I’m all like, wtf is your problem, asshole, I’m sleeping. You poke me again and I will rip that fucking finger right off your hand and crazy murder you with it. And then he’s all like, Geez, why so

Is “all day erry day” an acceptable answer seeing as how I haven’t had P in V sex in like a year??

In 2005, Keaton, then married and 41, started an affair with his teenage daughter’s 19-year old roommate, “JD.” When they broke up in 2008, Keaton started calling JD obsessively and leaving voicemails, which sounded like this:

The entire Greek system is pointless. Just shut them all down.

May I present one of my favourite Twitter People : Woman against Feminism

But... how? What does that even mean? How would the 2 way mirror work with something behind it on Hallow’een? I can’t even work that out!

It figures that the living embodiment of ‘cocaine logic’ would be really into mirrors.

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

Fuck these old gay men and their masculinist bullshit. If I hear “men are supposed to be men” or “flamboyant guys give gay men a bad name” one more time I’m going to projectile vomit onto the person who says it. Watch out, old gays.

...and let’s not forget about Naval officers. Nothing more heterosexual than a bunch of seamen.

I know that obvious question is obvious, but using the flag in a protest to preserve human dignity is offensive to this woman, but using it as a prop in her nude photos is totes cool?

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.