Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

I’m so sick of police apologists responding to police shootings by talking about how most cops are just regular people with a tough job. Because yes, that is true, but it’s becoming abundantly clear that most of the ones who end up at the center of something like this are fucking monsters.

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!

...getting a peak into black America!? please tell me you are like...100 years old...

You slept with a guy who was cheating on his girlfriend who had cancer?

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

Shiiiiiiiiite. I totally forgot how bad smokers are at lying. I tried all those dumb excuses with my folks in high school.

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

Jennifer Lawrence doesn't (necessarily) want to bang Bradley Cooper, but she will possibly split a burger and fries with him (or maybe order her own portion, 'cause she seems like the kind of chick who wouldn't want to share but in a good, eating-all-the-food-is-healthy way), because the duo, collectively, make up…

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

But the pubic hair and nipples weren't what made those photos so fucking creepy. It was the clearly gross male gaze that they were shot with (Looking at you, Uncle Terry!).

Do you think Julie Andrews ever said "fuck"?

Gender pronoun issues aside

I certainly hope there are also Concerned White Students at UVA who stand with Martese.

Nuclear holocaust would be more pleasant than that

I live in the south, in a preppy, fratty town. I am terrified as to how this could play out here. I had a conversation last week with a guy who told me Donald Sterling couldn't possibly be racist, otherwise he wouldn't have any black players on his team.