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Nihongo Hanashimasen.
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I was diagnosed with Stage 3 ovarian cancer in my twenties, and the only reason I was is that I went to the gynecologist for the first time (yes, I know; please, everyone, learn from my fail) and when she was doing the pelvic exam, she noticed my uterus seemed unusually large. I wound up having surgery, as they

I’m just here for Michelle Gomez, tbh.

Me too! I feel like around the New Year’s Eve thing she sort of lost control and it felt like she was trying to hard to publicly recover from that (which, honestly, was so unfair to her. So she was freezing and got mad because shit wasn’t working. God forbid.)

THANK YOU! This got me hot under the collar. Boot-cut jeans may be out of fashion, but they are almost universally flattering, whereas both skinny jeans and high-waisted, pegged ‘80s jeans—which have made a mystifying comeback—make skinny people look bulgy.

I knew Pete Wentz was one of us (I love Fall Out Boy and will fight anyone who talks about them), but I had no idea he was related to Colin Powell. The more you know...

Facts were just right there too, like:

I blame the kid. I mean, everyone on here is trying to blame the adults. None of this would have happened if the kid would just watch itself. Like, look, you’re 2. You can walk. You don’t need people dropping you off, watching you. Sounds like a deadbeat kid to me. Didn’t even say “hey, wrong house”. Nope, just stood

I also realize I forgot to add Halsey, I was kinda shocked when I learned she was half black. Genetics is a trip. 

The first time someone told me that Wentworth Miller’s dad is Black I did not believe them at ALL. Dude looks like every guy on my high school’s lacrosse team.

The clap-back video is the blackest thing about this story. I’m not mad at all. He ain’t trying to hear about it in the boardroom or the streets.

Two people can have dark skin and have a baby who is very fair complected, and vice versa. Occasionally two previously presumed to be “white” people will have a black baby.

Genetics don’t care about our culture constructions of race.

I’ve had people insist to me that I was lying to them and that i’m actually X-brand of Latino (Mexican, Puerto Rican etc.)

I had no idea about Pete Wentz and Wentworth Miller until just now.  Thanks for the enlightenment.  I also now know that Wentz is related to Colin Powell.  I’ve learned all I need for the day.

I have never in my life hated anyone enough to call them “the individual”.

Carol Channing

My nigga I am YELLING.

Pete Wentz, Wenthworth Miller, Rashida Jones and Meghan Markle are on conference call, line 1. 

Pretty solid translation of Mulatto. And I should know, as I am a Linguistics Major, with focus on Arabic, Aramaic, Mulatto, DogWhistle, and Wypipo.

He would only call her “the individual,” which is an ancient phrase from the Mulatto language that roughly translates to “that motherfucker.”