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Nihongo Hanashimasen.
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***and then buy a studio.***

I can’t look at that and not see this

I hope the movie gets made and is simply titled Fox News so we can trick old people into watching it when it comes to basic cable and is displayed on their on-screen guide.

Haddish is lucky that her career is taking off at this moment. Women are now allowed to start asking for the guy fee. Two or three years ago, opening your mouth would have gotten you labeled as difficult. And once you’re difficult, the work starts drying up.

Hingle McCringleberry is my #1, not least after the stunt Key pulled with his twin at Penn St. a while back.

Instead of following trends they found a look that some people would always want and waited for everyone else to circle back.

This. It *hurts* me to defend her, but damn it, this is good. She’s late to the party, but she’s here, and we need a big turnout for the midterms and she’s helping with that. 

“The power of Taylor Swift’s statement is very much in how local it was”

Jesus you guys. This is GOOD. Just let it be good.

Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

Yeah the idea as I understand it is to have year-round Trek to keep people subscribed. I too signed up for Disco and cancelled when the first season was done. I’m waiting to re-sub in January and catch up on the Short Treks. But add in Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone and a couple more Trek shows and I’ll stick around.

Did anyone doubt that CBS is planning on making the Picard Trek for as long as it makes money?

Of in the words of financial advisor Oscar Rogers:

Yeah, I’m honestly not sure what the author wants.

My submission might seem pedestrian until you see the names of the rest of his siblings:

That Key and Peele skit is just gonna get more real as time goes on. Tyroil Smoochie Wallace still takes me out.

I love how he brought up “being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass.” I can not tell how many times I’ve heard people say atrocious things then blame it on their mental health issues.

He always has me near-tears when they bring him on.  Like, he’s not a skit guy to put it kindly, but whenever he’s given the leeway to get personal his stuff is great.

It sounded like this was going to be a second-hand sale and that the previous owner was instructed to never auction it off. 

Banksy must have been in the room to trigger the shredder at exactly the right time, right? What a minx.