Granddad was right. The new white man does love gourmet cheese.

Anne Hathaway can come to the cookout. Full disclosure I am comfortable enough in my masculinity to say I love The Devil Wears Prada. Come for me

Wait until he sees this...

gorge myself on my emergency gourmet cheese supplies

“Given those givens, we must ask our (white)selves- how “decent” are we really? Not in our intent, but in our actions? In our lack of action?”

I’ve always been a cautious Anne Hathaway stan. And now, my watching—and enjoying—both Princess Diaries movies last weekend with my nieces feels like a valid choice.

Good for them. You don’t have to be a celebrity to do this either, you can do this in your own lives.

Sounds to me like he just added witness tampering to Mueller’s list.

How could an investigator be looking at these totally public comments I made that contradict me??? That's not fairrrrrrrr!

Read Jones’ words carefully three times fast and sit back and watch as a satchel filled with cotton magically appears amongst your back.

...seriously? How did I miss this one? I mean, I can’t hate her any more, from top-to-bottom, but this makes me hate her more left-to-right. New dimensions.

Has Markle been secretly British this whole time? What American calls a zucchini a courgette? Has she been auditioning to marry into British royalty her WHOLE LIFE perhaps???

That’s a risk I’m willing to take. - Priyanka’s boob

I’m confused that people ever thought that the aformentioned Becky was a white woman. I always assumed it was a black woman who was white-adjacent, or light-skinned, but people really thought “Becky with the Good Hair” was white?

Their Indian wedding ceremony is going to last longer then they have been dating.

I truthfully believe she is the most beautiful woman alive. 

If these two elope and deprive us the most grandeur opulent Big Fat Desi wedding I don’t even know... 

Crystle Galloway, were told they couldn’t afford the ambulance ride because they didn’t have insurance.

It appears you’re writing a petition that requests your gargantuan employer to give up millions of government dollars and risk the wrath of Trump supporters. Would you like my help?