I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

And wasn’t Blake Shelton also married when he started dating Miranda too? What’s this bullshit about karma, son?

As a rep of the Mexican American delegation, we would also like to formally rescind our invitation to our barbecues as well. There will be no carne asada, tacos, tortas, aguas frescas, or horchata for you.

Joanna, you didn’t cover Trump’s meeting with Merkel.

I believe the bigger question is: what does Solange think?

To: Kanye

I think Sweden has only public education and the highest level of education in the world, the reason being that the rich parents were forced to send their kids to underperforming schools and guess what? The rich parents made sure those schools had tons of money which benefited their kids and all other kids in the…

John Legend was even gracious enough to somehow turn that into a chance to promote his coming single. That’s tact, which I’m sure Kanye didn’t even understand.

Gurls...make it a ladeeeez night and leave the mens at home.

My one true love, John Boyega, is obsessed with Angela Bassett, so therefore I must also be obsessed with Angela Bassett. Luckily he has excellent taste and she’s incredible, so I now have *two* people to swoon over.

Kanye just straight up saw through those fear-based tactics. While everyone else is playing checkers, Kanye is playing some game that you’ve never heard of because it exists in an entirely different dimension: his head.

Chrissy Teigen honestly comes off as the most charming human being on earth with virtually every single tweet. To the point that I almost want to resent her for it, but I can’t because I really want to be her BFF.

Goddamn Angela Bassett is so fucking beautiful

The best Robin Hood movie.

Please note, I don’t mean this in any kind of negative way because I fucking ADORE Janelle Monae, but that image at the top is giving me serious Prince John vibes.

It’s like rain on your wedding day.

Hey, Stig?

“I only date androids” = she has all of the spoilers for Westworld, and Charlotte is indeed a host.

Oh totally. “Hey Lindy remember when we rewatched Love Actually together, that was awesome!”

I feel like I’m watching a close friend of mine MAKE IT BIG