I’m waiting for the follow up:

“Former prosecutor and current maniac Rudy Giuliani has announced that he will be joining the president’s embattled legal team.”

I’m thinking Duckworth and Harris (in no particular order)

That last picture of her is so frickin’ awesome. She looks so thrilled to be back and having her baby with her. And if that’s not a look of sheer exhausted joy I don’t know what is!

She’s so cute!

Eddie was so good. And alarmingly sexy.

It’s the other other Chad Johnson. Not football’s Chad Johnson. Or Jesus’ Chad Johnson. But, rather, random asshole from The Bachelor Chad Johnson.

That photo actually looks un-retouched (or very minimally) to my naive eyes. If so, wowzas! Their kids will be gorgeous!

Oh who’s surprised? The man did make a pact with Satan back in his 20's so he could gain access to the Malum Indumentis sewing machine.

Uusually, that’s true. Except for Meagan Good and her husband: he seems legit and they’ve been together a long time. And they’re one of the hottest couples ever!

Mmm I think we’re abusing the term “Famous” here a little. I mean Michelle Williams (the singer) is quasi relevant since I’m still watching clips from Beychella at least 4 times a day, but gimme some breaks on calling an internet pastor “famous.”

Reminder that Michelle Williams is a savage: After Keyshia Cole criticized Williams’ performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, Williams went on a talk show, where she had this to say about Cole, “My little sister was born with crack cocaine in her system. So when I see someone like Keyshia Cole, who is defying the…

“Once outside God’s peripheral vision, the two began texting and pursuing a romantic relationship”

That show was next level creepy and good. Michael Pitt and Eddie Izzard were particularly amazing. The Pitt line, “I’m literally  full of myself!”, delivered after eating his own nose.....just cemented his genius for me. I don’t even care about his off screen reputation.

I did think Richard Armitage as Dollarhyde was pretty wonderful, and hewed closely to the book.

Also, the cookbook is called “Feeding Hannibal” by Janice Poon. It is a gorgeous book, although I don’t know if I’d ever attempt any of her beautiful recipes.

Season 3 basically goes like this: first half of season is artsy and meandering and slow. Second half of the season is the Manhunter/Red Dragon storyline. And a killer finale.

She’s popular enough to host with Jimmy Fallon. I mean, come on.

Stereogum’s headline about the Bernie Sanders/Cardi B tweets:

It is the year of the former exotic dancer. I’d be surprised if he didn’t.