“a white man with a heavy build, short dark colored hair and a receding hairline.”

Well to be fair, there wasn’t a black man involved. 

Massholes?

I know this guy, he daps like his life depends on it, everyone darker than a graham cracker is “my brother,” and he actually owns a Steve Harvey suit.

$100 says he has a “tribal” tatoo.

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

There’s a whole aisle at Sally’s with wraps... I mean come on. She’s never been to a Sally’s at least? How is that even possible.

If there was ever a time I wished I could give more than one star, this is it.

She will invent kente cloth next.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

You mean my patented HeadClothes? They’re like clothes, but for your head. They also come in a variety of styles for various uses, such as holding your hair, reminding you there is something above you all the time, blocking out the sun, blocking out the sun all the way around, blocking out even more of the sun all the…

Anyone paying $100 for a silk bonnet deserves to get finessed.

I love her expression: “Can you believe this shit?”

Guys. I’ve just decided to sell the most amazing invention. It’s called “Aluminum Wrap.” It’s going to cost $75 per roll, because it’s made strictly from recycled aluminum cans, and while it’s flexible, it’s also a little stiff - so you could wrap food in it.

That black friend™ looks a bit skeptical.

“stuff white people like”

Why are the casts of Modern Family, Friends and Stranger Things on here?

They put in Cruise but not Crews? What is wrong with people?

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.