She thinks she is an American princess . 

Hurts my toe-crotch :(

I don’t understand how anyone can wear a wedge with the in-between-the-toes bit. All my weight ends up RIGHT THERE and it feels like it’s trying to slice my foot in half.

I had these when they were called Candie’s and they hurt a lot.

Her shoes are matching her being plastic. Also, does it go with her Kimono?? 

Bingo. This plays into the conservative fantasy of an innocent (white) woman being attached by a mean stranger.

Yeah, unless u believe most rapes are done by strangers, this doesn’t work.  Which is really the only type of rape conservatives actually believes happens. 

That swimsuit looks very uncomfortable though

“We didn't exclude you! We just told everyone who has a penis that we were getting together. You could have totally come! No one said you couldn't."

“We didn’t mean to exclude you, we just happened to get together, oh and while we hung out we made a bunch of decisions, here they are.” Like we don’t get exactly what happened and that it was very intentional, especially in smaller groups.

They forgot to photoshop in Black people.  

They’re nerds. I am sure this isn’t the first time they’ve Photoshopped a woman into a picture with them.

We don’t, though. I mean, there’s literally a known rapist on the Supreme Court.

As an actor this annoys the everloving fuck out of me! Directors who think they’re “auteurs” and want “authentic reaction”: get better actors you moron. Acting is SIMULATING life. What these jerkoffs want is to direct porn with performers who haven’t consented to it. GTFO with that. Grinds my gears just as much as…

I agree. Most sex scenes in films are terrible, unrealistic, and overly long. Name me one great/good one. 

I know, European films have a different pace, much more languorous than your typical American short-attention-span offerings.

I don’t know anything about this dude but the glasses alone are enough to throw him in jail SANS TRIAL

Yeah, I’m not sure why this is being treated as breaking news. This was clear if you read the indictments. The only reason it was even in question was due to people looking to absolve the pretty, well-off white girl from any responsibility.

Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

Moby was one of those artists I was embarrassed to listen to even though I liked a few of his songs. He seems like the guy to be all “I like yoga, wear glasses, am vegan and into transcendental meditation. I’m safe! Now fuck me.” Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.