I hope you succeeded, a kick to the face would have been well-deserved.

Do they want this to end tragically? She’s made millions. Just let her retire and move back to Louisiana. Also, kick all of her able bodied family members off her payroll and make them get jobs. It’s nice to see that Larry seems to have her best interest at heart and not worried about how much money she can make.

How could you possibly know that the women giving you dirty looks were “overprivileged 9-5 mummies with paid help”? Did they have their children and paid help with them, or something? 

I assume it’s the same people that got mad about the Gillette ad. Maybe hits a little too close to home.

Can it be sexist when it’s accurate? Also what’s sexist about it? He is a divorced dad twice over. It’s not a poorly worded metaphor he is literally what she described. 

OMG, yes. I once declared that I was living with my dad because my mom was too mean. I can crawling back within 24 hours, begging her to take me in and spilled all the tea on new wife (alcoholic, loved Elvis) and new kid (an effing mess).  Get me out of divorced dad’s house!!!!!!!!!!!!

You clearly know nothing about Michelle Obama.

As a woman who spent her teen years stuffing her underwear with toilet paper because her divorced dad wouldn’t buy feminine hygiene products, YES.

She was being nice. Trump is the divorced Dad with severe mental and emotional issues and probably an addiction or two. He also deeply regrets even having kids and isn’t afraid to “joke” about the time he asked your mom to get an abortion. 

Michelle Obama does not want to be a politician. She does not want votes. She has said so many, many times. She has said that she did not appreciate being pulled into the political arena. I wish people would stop accusing her of having a hidden agenda. It’s precisely that kind of bullshit that she doesn’t like. That…

thank you for this correct take

It makes no difference you damn simpleton. An adult human is not allowed to be inside another human’s body without the 2nd human’s consent. That’s called rape. So if you want to call unwanted fetus a miniature rapist, go ahead.

Technically, it’s not even a fetus yet, not until 8 weeks. At 6 weeks it’s an embryo the size of a pea.

I think "host" is more accurate, "mother" is used intentionally to make her seem like a failed woman, a delinquent parent, etc. rather than a woman with an unwanted embryo in her uterus, which she has no obligation to host for 9 months.

Look, you’re never going to convince people like this that a fetus isn’t a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months if only their mamma didn’t execute them.

6 week old embryo =/= 6 week old baby, ya douche.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

This dude’s been a piece of shit since forever. Any time you need a far-right shaved nutsack to jabber on TV about how gays are turning little boys into sissies, he’s been there with bells on. There have been surprises in the ongoing Me Too movement, but this isn’t one of them.

Finally a MeToo revelation that is even less shocking than Harvey Weinstein.