Raspberry Beret wasn’t even written yet. It was 1985.

Everything bout this outfit is horrible. Is it glued to her body or is the fabric super stiff and coarse? ? Because I can’t really see how those pants are staying up. If it’s that cord that is running from the ugly halter top to the weirdly crotched pants, why isn’t the top tilting forward or pulling down in any way?…

I love the tomatoes for the two year old! The kid loved them who cares about the relatives. The video game dude, uh yeah his wife needed to get him that gift, not you. 

What do you mean no diversity? One of them is not conventionally attractive and may even be of average weight. SHE EVEN WEARS GLASSES!

Yellow is a hard color to pull off. Someone told Melon that she looked good in Yellow, they lied.

I’ve avoided it because it looks like one of those materials that would not look or feel the same after one washing. I don’t buy stuff you need to dry clean. 

I’ve avoided it because it looks like one of those materials that would not look or feel the same after one washing.…

I swipe left for dudes holding dead fish on Tinder. This post validates that action. 

They should make underwear for real women not fantasy women or angels. 

See Phyllis Schlafly

I HOPE IT’S DEAD FOREVER.

She should wear her hair down. She looks like an alien in this pic.

Sounds like every dude on tinder to me. 

I really wish Jezebel fashion articles contained more pictures of the clothes they are describing, instead of just links. 

Not to mention it looks hella uncomfortable and like it will fall off of your head in the night.

Ugh, I just Googled “silk bonnet” and the first three photo results were white ladies. How could she think she invented this???!!!!

You’re correct., these shoes are not OK. I liken shoes like these to the asian custom of foot binding, like you said they are tiny torture devices meant only for the rich and famous, the kind of 1% person who doesn’t actually have to walk very much.

Guess what Moby, we believe her. As a former cute 18 year olds who was creeped on by 30+ year old men, we know it’s a thing dudes do. Log off and / or delete your account.

I think the first time I hard about episiotomies was the day I finally decided I would never,  ever give birth. I think I did my monthly allotment of kegles while reading tis article. YOWZA! 

Hanes, seriously. Hanes website or one of their outlet stores if you want to try on a million bras until you fid your perfect one then buy a million of them on the website. That’s what I did and my favorite is almost always on sale for under $20 38DD but they’ve been making bras for big boobs for decades. 

Why are there so many untested rape kits then?