THESE ARE FAKE PROFILES and that is why you did not receive a reply: We’re talking profiles that literally ticked every box on the bland list: Tigers? Check. Machu Picchu? Check. Fluent in sarcasm? Check. Partner in crime? Check. Try to keep up? Check. A love of life, laughter, and family? Check.

My experience was the opposite. I’d match send a cute note and no replies. I deleted the app after that happened a 3 times (3 strikes) 

We’re women, damn it! We don’t wear a stupid uniform like dudes and it is a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. BOTH is the correct answer. I use both methods depending on my mood, and the bra. Also neither of these methods works for racer back sports bras with a hook; a bra for the big boobed who don’t want them…

Am I the only weirdo that actually ENJOYS putting IKEA furniture together????

That rattan bench looks like it can hold maybe 50 lbs. No way am I gonna feel relaxed on that rickety ass piece of furniture! (For the record I love IKEA especially drunk shopping there)

APPLAUSE!!!!!!

Right? I’ve been expecting this one. He always creeped me out!

Hmm a new Mom is the ONLY person in the store that has a cash register? Sorry, but that and every Family Dollar is now about to be robbed now that everyone knows about this cheap-ass, wrong-headed staffing policy.

Mentioned in another comment but gotta say the burning man culture also adds to the undatableness. It’s from the Burners that I first heard about the p0lyamaorous culture and now Tinder is FULL of “ethically non-monogamous” couples that think for some reason single people want to date someone who already has a steady…

YUUUUUP! As a Bay Area straight gal, I’ll agree with you 100%, The Poly folks and searching for a unicorn ( a bi gal that both partners can play with -and throw away -becasue good forbid the guy in the couple get a BJ from a man) Tinder for a straight gal is filled with travelers in town for business, poly men or…

Snuggie. Everybody loves them but no one wants to be seen buying one. 

No, they are just cut from the same cloth. 

Where I come from we call that a pubestache. It’s not full man hair, it’s still in the puberty stage.  

Eggs, asparagus, cheese, crackers and olives. That three glasses of wine would make me drunk as hell on that little food. 

Jr. Mint is not cool enough to smoke weed. 

This is really distracting, and Zebras have that pattern to distract their predators. 

I could maybe, maybe throw them a bone if it was in a crazy distracting pattern but an all black outfit with practically a target to find her on the court? French(men) Please!

NO FUCKING WAY!  #Spinster 

Does anyone REALLY care how many countries and states you have visited? I know I don’t “well travelled” or “I like to travel the world” really says enough for me. The list of countries and the plan for your next trip are not information that I need. I usually swipe left for the travelers anyway. I’m looking for someone…

Bingo! This article seems like a revenge piece target specifically at the “slut who sent a nude selfie to my husband” She describes the woman well enough to telegraph it directly to her. If you look it in that light it’s really very Middle School Level stuff. Anyone else on here old enough for slam books?  Your junk…