She’s a producer on the project too. Take a seat.

Go fuck yourself, Chinese college course, and especially you, Xi.

It’s never the men’s responsibility not to suck, it’s always our fault and our problem to fix :-/

Right? Like the reaction never seems to be “maybe us men should try to not suck as much as to be more attractive to these new modern women who don’t depend on us...” No, we just need to teach the women to want us more. 

isn’t there a fairly large gap in the number of young women and young men in China right now? Now doesn’t seem to be the time to be asking more of them, when it’s the men who are more at risk of being deemed as not good enough to settle for.

Almost this entire planet is a dumpster fire right now, especially for women and minority groups in each country.

Look, everyone! Hot women you’d want to bang supporting countries from all around the globe! What a heartwarming and inclusive message.

It’s just food snobbery, which I find so tiresome. I’ve been to some very fine dining restaurants and loved them and I also like trashy food. Beer snobbery is tiresome too. Everyone has to fall all over themselves to show they are so sophisticated. 

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

It’s the “indeed” that gets me. Why do all these tools use “indeed”? Do they think it makes them sound smart?

I usually attach the email and write “see below”

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.

Here’s looking at you NPH

“It was satire, you guyz! Jeez!” - every fratboy caught doing something horrible, ever.

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

In unrelated news, apparently Diane Black does her grocery shopping at the local gas station and/or convenience store.

Wasn’t Sara Gilbert one of the big driving forces behind the reboot? I feel like with her, and a couple of the other cast members and crew, there was a cloud of people that ABC felt was stable enough to keep the show moving in the right direction. I guess they made the bad assumption that Roseanne wouldn’t shit the…

just don’t understand why ABC had to go and give her a platform to begin with.

he proposed on christmas day, so i didn’t feel like i even needed to worry about the laws. SUCKS TO SUCK, EX!