#KillAllMen amirite XDDD

Tom Hanks is the only one left

Also

Who brags about being an ICE agent? That’s like bragging about passing a class with a “C”. My brother-in-law is an ICE agent and he doesn’t brag about it. He tells everyone he works for “DHS” and hopes they thought he said “DHL”.

This is also the kind of person who decides to kill as many people as he can when his girlfriend (inevitably) dumps him. Good thing they caught him before that.

Always been a bully on the school yard? Did shitty in high school? Be a Cop or an ICE agent! Live out your fascist dreams without all the effort of being in the military!

This offers so many fun conversations for the imagination, “Honey, when you drive my car, absolutely do not hit that button that turns on the emergency lights.” Or, “Hmmmm.... I can get a tactical vest from Amazon but it’s not Prime Eligible, I’ll keep looking.” Or, “I know I smell like french fries but that’s because…

Maybe I’m thinking too hard about this. But...

“because his ex-wife had insulted him in front of his daughter and told his daughter that he had done nothing with his life.” He decided to concoct the ICE story “to show everyone that he was ‘somebody’ and had done something with his life,” he said, according to court records.

Why didn’t this asshole just, like, become an ICE agent? They are hiring like crazy and have basically no standards.

Wtf.

Vandelay Industries! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!

Okay, let’s see here. Dude is 26. He has an Audi and the money to buy lots of guns and ammunition. Assuming he was playing ICE cop between 9 and 5, what did he do to earn money?

I wonder if maintaining the charade was actually more difficult than actually getting a job and working for ICE. I can’t imagine their standards are very high at this point

My Uncle the vietnam vet after someone thanked him for his service: “Fuck my service. I didn’t want to do my service. Fuck the people who made me do that service. I only did my service because a prison record seemed worse. You want to thank someone? Thank the people protesting against war.”

Uhm, NO. If they wanted no one to enter the restaurant because they were closed, lock the door and let patrons out as they leave. In any case there was NO NEED for the off-duty(HA) officer to lay his hands on anyone. As someone said below, if Samantha, Becky and Karen were in the bathroom, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Anyone who’s worked service knows there’s a such thing as a locked door. If a restaurant, still filled with people, is so pressed at the thought of additional people entering for any reason, why not have a host posted at the door to guide patrons out and refuse new entries? These women ‘strolled in’, ‘ignored staff’,…

Sooo this whole thing could’ve been resolved if management said “sorry ladies, the bathrooms are closed”. Instead of letting them enter the bathroom, then getting annoyed when they didn’t, presumably, all piss at lightspeed and leave in some pre-determined time frame they didn’t know about.

Those of us who have the luxury of being able to choose exclusively female gynaecologists should all thank our lucky stars.

It’s easier to oppress women than it is to change yourself? Ugh.