My rage comment is similar. (see below or above I don’t know how this kinja works and I’m in the grays anyway) You need to make it clear on the package that the product is scented, so I can avoid it.

Oh I do! (feminine hygiene but not exactly a tampon) I bought a package of pantiliners and not until I used one did I know it was scented ( I fucking hate scented period products) I look at the package searching for the where it says they are scented and way down on the bottom they are called deodorizing pads. Scented…

OK my theory: None of his clothes fit and his arms don’t work correctly becasue he has a second human head lodged between his shoulder blades. It’s the twin that he partially swallowed in the womb. He’s so damn pro-life that he won’t have it removed, also it houses most of his brain.

They are priming his son by getting him elected in Texas as a land commissioner. He’s already grifting and doing favors for his friends and making fun of this position and calling it “dog catcher” full of class that family. /s

He resigned before the found the hookers and blow.

Well it kinda does when they were closing early voting sites due to budget cuts. $641 for a picture frame or $641 to keep a polling place open? Seems like a simple choice for the Chairman of the Election Commision. I guess they should have come up with a better excuse to close those polling places if they need have…

Yes, and it makes me suspect that is EXACTLY what they did for his brother George and he expected the same treatment.

Jeb Bush apparently has been floating on his family name his entire life. Dude is awkward as hell and has no place in public life. Go back to your cave Jeb, America does not like you!

You are my new hero.

Because binge drinking, drunk ladies make such wonderful Mothers.

Why does everyone have to go blond? Gak. I refuce to watch this video based on the screen cap alone. Whats with those two-tone sideburns? Shave the damn beard if it’s not gonna match your hokey new hair color.

More like a flower will grow out of it.

Sounds like the same criteria they use for dancing with stars. Bristol Palin is not and never will be a Star.

Do the Jet’s have a mascot? How much does he make? (It’s always a he)

Dude, if her vag is creamy, it’s probably an infection.

Starred becasue there is never enough Grandma humor that includes sexual innuendo.

Good idea but I’m guessing you need a quorum before you can begin any business.

I prefer her as a redhead but yeah, she looks great.

Let me guess, he’s also against sharia law being instituted in the USA but thinks all women should defer to men and doesn’t think the burqa is such a bad idea either.

No, I don’t read it and I don’t want to give it clicks (just like the Kardashian posts)