A new blond celebrity? And she’s a white woman? Oh shocker! Let’s do an article every day about her for 500 days because blond white women are so fascinating and oh so rare.

THIS!

Srsly

I don’t think they said Freedom enough /s

If this were the ladies bathroom at a theme park I’d be like “Ok that’s cute.” as long as the guys bathroom is something equally dumb like a tie.

Tell her she’s bossy. Broads really like that one!

I stopped using it once I learned that it is made from petroleum. So there’s one reason for you.

Made from petroleum, just so you know. Once I learned that I stopped using it.

I bought this stuff because of the cute package and the first time I used it it gave me a bitter taste in my mouth. I gave it away and never bought it again. I wish I knew what ingredient causes this bitter taste, it happens to me with a lot of lip products.

Snap off section, chomp, chew, swallow, repeat. Anything else and you might as well be doing this:

They take a tiny piece of information and twist it to fit their goals. This is essentially the Republican playbook in all aspects.

When did we start calling supermodels supes? Is Jezebel just making up slang to make their headlines even more confusing or am I old?

And all of Scotland says “Bye Felicia!”

Yeah but, the invasive species they say were trying to burn away with their arson was a plant that would interfere with their grazing cattle.

My guess is he and his Mom didn’t get to eat pizza. The cops probably knocked on their door saying pizza and arrested them.

“I will do far more for women than Hillary, and I will keep our country safe, something which she will not be able to do-no strength/stamina”

Yeah, it’s in the same deck as the race card.

Because God said so. That’s why!

Oh but they use the reproductive science against us as well: Fetal heartbeat, vaginal ultrasounds etc. I’ve even seen an insane pro-life billboard telling women when an embryo forms fingerprints. Meanwhile before science discovered all of this, the Pope said babies did not have a soul until they took their first…

Bury or cremate your jizz or GTFO; because you know it is half a baby.