Hmmmm yeah OK yeah. I guess you extrapolated a lot out of my one work comment. Don’t judge (lightheartedly!)

But aren’t you also judging by calling him cute?

Cute?

So why do dudes get a model that is pretty much what regular dudes look like every day (maybe a bit cleaner and with a brushed beard and hair) but gals get some stylized version of what a real human woman looks like as our model? This guy is Joe Normal, everyman.

Perfect!

My hate is now just more fully fleshed. Ugh. He is the worst.

5 minutes in and Simmons he’s already showing his assholishness! What an ass! This is an awesome hate-listen.

I hate him already so it will be enjoyable.

Ahhh that’s how we got to be known as asshole Americans. Thanks Yank.

I would never eat with you. I’d feel like slapping you too much.

They’ve got “Shit I guess we HAVE TO say yes” written all over their faces.

It’s terrible and will not go viral. Jez should have posted the pic of the girls acceptance. VERY underwhelming.

Only if you have kids. Spinsters and confirmed bachelors sleep plenty.

VPL . Yes you need to wear some sort of panties with this get up but maybe a unitard would have worked better.

A friend of mine had her jewelry designs stolen by Forever 21 (or whoever sells jewelery for them) from her Etsy shop.

She call Cosmo porn and also she dares to show her ankles in public. HARLOT!

Mud butt.

Did Miley Cirus design this? WTF? How high do you have to be to design something this crappy AND have the nerve to price it at 12K???! Rich people are weird!

Pulled from my years of reading Dear Abby : STAY AT A HOTEL

I’ve given the boss nicknames but I stick with ego stroking ones like “The Big Kahuna”