I googled the uni-boob clip and now feel confident that I can resist any temptation to get plastic surgery for at least another decade.

I joyously clicked the BARRY MANILOW tag hoping to find a long list of articles about Barry through the ages, but alas. We need to get on that.

I don't understand why advocates of a strict division of gender roles between men and women insist on emphasizing the worst qualities. Women are crazy bitches and men are emotionally remote assholes who probably hate you. Get married immediately kids, so you can experience this bliss!

Penis door!

Christopher Cross? Love him!

It's a miracle!

Imagine what a cacophony of objections there would have been to this if you were a woman. Followed by a refusal to believe that you had knowingly made a joke.

Nothing beats Chrissie Hynde! Also recommended: Viv Albertine's memoir about her life. It's about her whole life, which is surprising since people usually gloss over the rest when they've done one public thing and subsequently led a largely private life.

This is how I intend to dress my child for her shoot.

While we're at it we could give him an understanding of consensual BDSM and maybe slot in that he likes to read books and talk about them anywhere the novel has him being an abusive douche.

Ooh, please quit, Jamie Dornan. And then I hope they recast with someone absurd, like Donald Glover or Bryan Cranston. It's pretty much the only way I'd agree to watch any of these movies.

Her voice was there but her delivery seemed schmaltzy to me. Good singing, bad acting.

Not so weird. Only older people have the time and energy deficit required to sit and watch all these shows.

My mom also loves Ray Donovan. I suspect lots of people's moms love Ray Donovan. Maybe it fills the Dexter-sized hole in their lives.

I loved the chunky heel! The low-rise revolution was such a mystery to me though. Everyone's ass was out all the time and nobody looked very good.

She is so shopped she looks more animated than real. When we go this far, why don't we just go all the way and add wings and extra arms? I'd buy that!

Before my current job I did case management in an STD clinic, and a guy came in with a variety of issues, one of which he insisted was Morgellon's. He had a slide projector with him and did an impromptu education session with me and the health educator, since we had no idea what he was talking about.

This comment is altogether too reasonable and level-headed. I'm trying to start a class war here.

Staying farther back than you think is necessary is a very smart idea.

I did not have to pay anything. She was liable for the entire accident. My back went out a couple of days later and stayed out for a bit, but I wasn't seriously injured. It was a huge hassle and the small settlement from the insurance company didn't really make me whole, but I didn't feel like fighting.