Go ahead and google James Deen right away.

It also depends on situational context. Professor Rex Hardbody will have an easier time discussing that character in an academic setting than Gwyneth Paltrow will on Twitter.

My conclusion: if I get fucked up while partying any time soon I'm going to try to make sure The-Dream is my party companion because he will totally have my back.

You would say that, Billy Budd, but are you sure you don't mean The Confidence-Man?

And there was also the time his wife wrote that high-larious essay about them hiring a "whore."

Personally, I enjoy the company of smart peopelle.

I submit that otherwise good writers are capable of producing unreadable shit.

I'll bet that comediennes need comedians to tell them which rock music is really good though.

Like the famous comedienne Jacques Tati?

I say we start a contest to see who can write the longest unfunny and unreadably offensive gender-essentialist screed. You made a good effort here dude, but you're still coming in second behind the original article.

What's the difference between a comedian and a comedienne?

It's one thing when the girl gets to decide "we're just friends" — some well-meaning dude with food in his beard and a tucked-in t-shirt wants to drive you to Walmart and carry your groceries upstairs? Why the hell not?

You can learn the mechanics of the male orgasm in popular culture fairly easily, but women's orgasms are either absent or, as in this case, appear to require nothing that would normally result in an orgasm of any kind.

I propose a new rule: Donald Trump, Gloria Allred, and Larry Flynt have to coordinate all of their press conferences and public statements as a group from now on. They must all talk at once or, in the case of written statements, alternate sentences on one sheet of paper.

My "kingdom of god" got infected and had to be removed. It was cool though; I got to stay home from school and eat lots of ice cream.

Yeah, it seems as though a sensitive person in his position would be set up for multiple levels of mind-fuck. Maybe if he'd thought about it he could have predicted some of it, but I don't know how he could have prepared himself for how thoroughly dehumanized it would be possible for him to feel.

Solomon does win that Sexy King Contest in Judges, so yeah, he was probably pretty damned hot.

I'll bet a lot could be done with the fact that his physical exploitation was also reminiscent of the way black men's bodies and sexuality have been considered historically.

Doesn't David fashion the sling he uses against Goliath from the taint of a slain camel? Book of Samuel, if I'm not mistaken.

I did not know about Mary's glass eye, but I heard that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are prophecied to be starting from Dave and Busters.