He’ll get in trouble with the law again. He’s clearly not very smart or educated. His only hope for making money is demand from his right wing fanboys, and he’ll mess that up eventually.

He already is.

Worse. They just legalized murder.(as long as you’re the right color and class) This is gonna be used as precedent by so many borderline gun nuts that always dreamed of the immunity cops possess and now they have it so long as they claim they were defending themselves or felt “threatened”.

Oh, absolutely. He’s on Tucker Carlson within the week. He’ll absolutely be hailed as a “law and order” figure, even though a teenage vigilante is the exact opposite of law and order. 

Ideally, if they met, they would shoot each other.

okay but hear me out - oreo could really just sell tubs of the creme filling, and then sell the wafers on the side, and people would then be free to fill it as much or less percentage-wise as they wish, dunkaroos style, while still feeling good about it being ‘oreo thins’ while wondering why the scale says otherwise.…

She is introduced forcing her way into the group when nobody wants her there. They repeatedly tell her they are on an extremely dangerous journey, and she refuses to leave. Then, the instant they get into actual danger she starts squealing about how dare they do this to her. She gets into a relationship with Perrin and…

Randall Thor?  Really?

This is momager merch promotion.

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills!

That happens when you play a doubleheader, and both games run 18 innings.

“Jordan takes some big swings, and while not everything connects…”

‘tis no man... ‘tis a remorseless eatin’ machine

Seems like a missed marketing opportunity to me.

Amazing that he’s not bragging about turning Kanye into a decent person but is instead bragging about getting everybody to love a raging narcissist.

Nah, but call me when Ye or any of them reach out to Azealia Banks!

“N.O.R.E, can you get people to love me again? You can? Great! Who is this? This is Ye. Hello? I’ll meet you at Rothko Chapel with the details. I’ll be wearing the Ricky Schroeder mask and mangos on my feet so no one notices me.” 

Nah. Still ain’t listening to him. I’m sure Ye is completely broken up about it but I no longer play his catalog. 

That’s for the menudo. I promise you.

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders.