There’s a reason why Philadelphians claim you can’t get a good cheesesteak outside of the greater Philly region: the specific variety of bread used, which is hard to find or substitute elsewhere in the US. It needs a hoagie roll that’s the right combination of slightly crispy on the outside and soft but dense enough…

Best news of the day. :-) 

That’s not a cheesesteak, that’s a war crime.

Holy.  Fucking.  Shit.   Worst reality ever.

So, being a monster is gender-neutral.

Jean, Jean, Jean.  Spoken like a woman who has never been raped.  Consult with a few people who have become pregnant from rape, especially incestual rape, and see what they think of your “rape is an opportunity” idea, you braindead asshole.

She can choose to raise the child,” she told the committee. “She can choose to give that child to a loving family member, or give it to someone else.

It’ll be some Dollar Tree 4Chan within weeks of him taking over. 

I might deactivate my account if he unbans Trump, but I don’t think I’d delete it. It’s a good idea to keep a real name user account on the major social media networks, even if you don’t use it - helps prevent identity theft. 

Twitter is popular with journalists, but if you want to be mad at a social media site for its impact on journalism, Reddit is by far the biggest offender. The number of “articles” that are either just recaps of Reddit or, if they spend a little more time on it, responses to the trending topics there, is off the charts.

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Schindler’s List.

Clearly you are dumb and new. And since someone took your dumb ass out of the grays and I have time today I’ll indulge.

The population of those two counties is about 2 million people, 10% of the state. If it’s evenly distributed over the rest of the population, that means that every Floridian gets a $220-280 tax hike. If it were added to property taxes, for the average homeowner in Florida, that’s a 16% increase. If it were just a…

DeSantis’ name was mentioned in 50 states yesterday and today. Mission accomplished. This will be thrown out because the State doesn’t have the authority to dissolve a special district. There are dozens and dozens of special districts (water control, mosquito control, Everglades, etc.) and DeSantis thought he could…

I’d actually go the opposite direction. Accept the result. Push the Reedy Creek debt and service onto the Florida counties who have to raise taxes on their residents to service Reedy Creek. Let this play out for long enough that there are plenty of articles about how dumb Desantis is for getting self-owned. Then…

Big Homophobia? How about Big Bestiality?

I was watching a YouTube channel about coffee, and the host was “restoring a thrift store espresso machine that is almost 20 years old!”

“Celebrity” cookbooks are the big culprit here, if we stretch that word to include Tiktok and YouTube streamers. My local Barnes & Noble is almost entirely streamers’ cookbooks, sometimes written almost entirely in internet slang that’s already cringeworthy and which will be incomprehensibly dated in a few years.