janeire
Jane Ire
janeire

The first time:

Never, ever, EVER order flowers from 1-800-Flowers and their ilk. They are fucking awful. Call a local florist and get it done for half the price with even better looking arrangements. It's criminal what 1-800-Flowers charge and they usually have local florists fulfill the orders anyway. Skip the middleman and save

Gifolas Cage begins in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Mine looks like my mugshot is being taken for a mistaken identity arrest on a charges of extreme elderly abuse - I'm that afraid, horrified and very, very worried indeed.

Ugh, I can't agree with you there because I thought that film was a travesty. (The "Mrs Darcy" bit at the end of the American version? Vom). That has more to do with the script than dear Keira, though, who seems to be a delight.

I'm done with these false alarms- someone call me when we get a scrap of letter where Louisa May Alcott admits she was wrong about Laurie and Amy.

To my mind, there's only one actress who should ever be used to illustrate a story about Jane Austen. Team Ehle, 4-ever.

They already made a movie about Tony Stark.

That's not what we meant when we said "put out a spread!"

Tried to read, lost it at Red Dwarf. Thanks for turning my once so promising day into a Amazon Prime marathon.

Jimmy Fallon, is that you?

If you wear it backwards do you get a message from the Devil?

Velveta is nasty. Making a real cheese sauce from a bechemel is super easy.


We need a movie to examine the rise and fall of Roy. How he becomes emotionally aware.
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Pointing out something is pseudoscience is not mocking.

My husband and I have been wondering what to name our future boat. "Penis Captivus" for the win!

Yes, except this is touching and more believable