This whole “drain the swamp” thing is extra ironic because swamps are really important ecosystems and draining them often has very detrimental effects.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Oh, sweet orange kitty! I should have indicated that I will also approve of all kitty pictures.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

You...you killed him?

my father handled the grill when i was growing up.

We tried both Blue Apron and Home Chef this summer. I love cooking, but tend to cook the same one-pot meals during the school year. I decided to broaden our recipe palette over the summer. And we did. A few observations:

1. Blue Apron was our favorite. The recipes were all delicious (with the exception of only one…

Bar Soap’s for the Shower, Liquid’s for the Sink, Two In the Pink, and One In the Stink

I wonder if anyone has ever told these guys that the reason for all the bad energy surrounding them has to do with the fact that they are head opposites. For those of you not versed in phrenology, cranial polarity is when someone’s head shape is the inverse of their nemesis head shape.

That’s interesting. I wish I could parlay PCOS into elite athleticism instead of unwanted hair and an impossible time losing weight. (Oh, and the anxiety! It’s fun too.)

It's so horrifying that we expect BLM, a movement started in part to voice the lack of social and political power, to shoulder the burden of all of the world's ills. I get her point and she has issues that concern her perhaps more than BLM does, but she mistakenly thinks there can only be one priority. Or one issue.…

I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

The problem is that it's been proven that dressing modestly DOESN'T keep women and girls (or anyone else) safe from rapists, and that it sends boys, men, and abusers the wrong message when they constantly hear that women and girls need to avoid dressing a certain way in order for them not to rape.

Using PORN in the title is what makes it different.
Amber Rayne Adult Actress.
Amber Rayne Pornstar.

It’s the difference in calling a woman a STRIPPER vs an Exotic Dancer.

One elicits a specific mental image. “Strippers and Porn Stars” are not as respectable as “Actresses and Dancers.”

And you fucking know this.

One time my boyfriend noticed that I had a hair stuck to my face. When he went to pull it off my entire cheek drew toward him like he had hooked a fish. When it finally released from its pore it had to have been four inches long. I look at myself every day, how did I not once see that growing!

The right perfume is a thing of wonder. Years ago (and I mean YEARS) I got this silly gift set for christmas from a nice smelling stuff store. You know the type: it had a candle, and a vial of massage oil and three incense cones and a small bottle of perfume, maybe a soap. Every single time I wore that perfume,…

How is Rabbies Formed?