Can we NOT with "spirit animal"? It's so far from okay. :(

Ok, obligatory WTF story from my EMT days:

Can you set it up to automagically email him the internal temperature of every roast you cook?

My mom got me a wine stopper about ten years ago. It looked more like something else though. I pulled it out of the box, seemed confused (it was really horror). She said, "It's for your bottles of wine, when you don't finish them, so you don't have to keep the cork!"

I find it odd to give that gift to a bunch of people who are related to each other... because they're all going to get basically the same results.

Not a Christmas gift, but I did get it this year so it counts: my weird aunt gave me a wooden Thai fertility bowl thing for my wedding. The handle on the bowl is an intricately carved dick.

Scar a Tsavo Lion? That makes some sense I suppose.

I'm a crafter and two of my items have pin up girl silhouettes on it. The funniest feedback I got was from a mother who bought each design for her two tween/early teenage sons, saying that she had noticed that her Victoria's Secret catalogs were going missing and she wanted to subtly provide them with a different take…

House of Leaves, $13.49, Amazon

A request on our company "Giving Tree" this year was from a 15-year-old girl who wanted a warm winter coat and beanie for her head. I found it to be pretty sad - and couldn't resist helping. I asked around and got really good feedback on the Victoria's Secret peacoat, $99:

I don't care what you say, I love that movie and think you're overlooking a lot of great positives:

How.Dare.You.

The Larson one is so made of win. It's almost as if The Far Side were actually back.

Your "revolution" is over, JoshRJ! Condolences! starecat lost! starcat will always lose— do you hear me, JOSHRJ? STARECAT WILL ALWAYS LOSE!!

Laura, no fair, you forgot the link to the site where we can buy it! I want! Maybe it will help me remember to floss everyday.

oh god, it's Pennywise the Crown

This one works too:

Am I only person in the English speaking world who thought Moulin Rouge was awful?

Elan, if you're gonna shame a jerk, make sure it's a real jerk.