When I read the headline, I was like:

Ah, life lessons the Bluth way.

She is adorable. Her son is adorable.

A short message for Steven's former bullies and detractors:

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

So, I looked at the picture of Diana Nyad and thought she was with Steve Buscemi in the floral swim cap before realizing it was actually Richard Simmons.

In related news, one of the elderly women was reportedly heard saying "Go and tell THAT, homeboy."

Animating women and girls is so hard.

Oh are we picking most barf worthy sentences? I'd like to nominate this guy:

Oh my. The first time I saw my crush of a quarter century was in junior high. He was a friend of a friend. He was gorgeous -dark haired and dangerous- and brilliant, with a dry wit. I fell hard and fast, only to watch him head off with other girls time after time. I dated other people in high school and college, but…

David Duchovny, why won't love me...

I'm currently shopping a Badger spin-off where he and the skinny guy make up Star Trek scenes for an hour each episode. Working title: Breaking Badger.

I'm glad James Joyce finally got around to signing up for an email address.