“Dusty Rhodes, the Nature Boy, just got out of a coma. Coma Chameleon, the Pet Shop Boys said it best. Best Western. We’ll leave the light on for you. YouTube, they still haven’t found what they are looking for. “

And that’s the bottom line cause Undertaker said so!

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

Disney-owned Buena Vista demanded he repay a large portion of his 2007 “Science Guy” earnings, citing an “accounting error.”

Fucking moron.

Maybe Jon can call Drogon to him like Dany does? Now that they’ve had their Vulcan mind meld / Hiccup-Toothless bonding moment.

You usually do find a dick around Balls

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

RIP.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.