“Dusty Rhodes, the Nature Boy, just got out of a coma. Coma Chameleon, the Pet Shop Boys said it best. Best Western. We’ll leave the light on for you. YouTube, they still haven’t found what they are looking for. “

And that’s the bottom line cause Undertaker said so!

Disney-owned Buena Vista demanded he repay a large portion of his 2007 “Science Guy” earnings, citing an “accounting error.”

You usually do find a dick around Balls

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

Kind of a morbid thought, but, considering he died only a few hours before tipoff, were these shirts made (or at least designed) in advance?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.