Tony Womack!!!

i dont get it. his name is still going to be the same no matter what game he ends up calling. what, ESPN is just gna ban him from ever doing play-by-play in the south?

former d1 soccer playa here; ive done this fuckery hundreds of times, it works.

nah this is a no-brainer for sure. hitting a homerun doesnt have a height requirement.

how does this suspension compare to other players who have acted similarly? is this considered harsh?

so, is it pron. “kyle” or “syle”

maybe there mike not be a problem after all

hope his buick is ok

yeah, but...her.......e

fuck boston

i think michael bay just found his next passion project

pure horseshit. who the hell leads like that when attempting to come to a stop. the puck wasnt remotely close to either player. what would constitute a suspension? does intent have to be proven? or does it just have to be so blantantly dirty?

time to call up sestito & let him swing for the fences

how often do you guys – and io9 – hire staff writers? any info on that would be much appreciated(!)

id read this facfic 

i live in the southside of pgh & i can definitively tell you that 4/5 cops who work the beat or patrol down here are well below 5'10". he would “tower” over a good many of them.

hahahaaa i was right there when this happened. genuinely laughing out loud. guy’s a clown

no love for the transporter 2??

bigger issue: girl farthest on the right is 10 ft tall?

murray & fluery = dak & romo?