i love hanging out with my white friends

I have used every dry shampoo known to man. Then I tried the Amika Perk Up Dry Shampoo and will never try another. It does what dry shampoo is supposed to do — it absorbs the excess oil and freshens up my hair without leaving white spots or making my hair stiff and sticky. I cannot rave enough about the product, and…

I have used every dry shampoo known to man. Then I tried the Amika Perk Up Dry Shampoo and will never try another.…

I guess your screen name is accurate.

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…

So... not a disaster, but I can’t help but share this because I loved my tiered apple pie for my wedding oh so much. It was the best.

Oh good. Europeans are randomly claiming land again. This will turn out well.

Pretty sure Janeway is anti-abortion though.

Yup whenever someone is like “I HAVE PICTURES OF MY NEWBORN TO SHOW YOU” they always show me a photo of a sleeping baby that looks like EVERY SLEEPING BABY but the thing is, it’s never not cute so why would I say no? It’s one of their most important DIY projects let them be proud.

I spent years wasting time trying to organize threesomes, until my current partner and I started sleeping with other couples. Now threesomes? Forget it. So much drama, so much planning, so much handholding, and someone always feels annoyed or left out. As long as you’re the kind of dude who isn’t freaked out by being…

If you feel faint from all the wanting, there’s a sofa drive.

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

Ah, fellow in-betweener. I feel you. Too large for large, too small for plus sized. Can’t fit in a size 14 at the GAP but swims in a size 14 at Lane Bryant. Would make my own clothes, but I panic on the sewing machine and end up sewing the stitches right off the edge.

My style is :: Whatever fits on my not an actual size in store (L barely fits) but not plus size either, body.

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

I still love Millihelen! I don’t have a style blog (ignoring your sarcasm quotient, obviously) but I am the Executive Director of a nonprofit agency (read: big responsibilities, little money) and have thought about starting one for power dressing on the cheap. If I get it started, I will send you the link.

I recently got this MUFE one and it covers EVERYTHING without making my oily skin greasy. It has a nice variety of fair shade selections.

Hi there!

What's the over/under on how long before poly and open relationship type people take their evangelizing door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses?