Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Picture yourself:

My boyfriend is a libertarian who thinks Ayn Rand had some nifty ideas. I am a far left progressive liberal who hates Ayn Rand with a deep, deep passion. He likes to send me articles about Rand's outspoken support of abortion rights. I like to apply her philosophies to all areas of his life. For example, he rescued a…

I saved up to buy a kitty surprise when I was a kid, and my mom took me to the toy store to pick one out. I must have spent half a freaking hour trying to decide which one to buy (because HOW MANY ARE INSIDE?), while my mom kept saying "Just pick one already." I finally picked one, brought it home, and AW YEAH 5…

I wanted one of these so bad as a kid, and my parents wouldn't get it for me because they thought it was a stupid fad toy. Well, JOKE'S ON YOU MOM AND DAD. Puppy surprise is back and now I'm a 30-year-old with a salary and an unknown number of baby puppy-sized holes in my heart.

Also, there was already an awesome live-action Cinderella movie and it was called Ever After and no matter how delightfully insane this cast is EVER AFTER WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART.

I'm Jewish, and I resent how in recent years the avalanche of Christmas commercialism had rolled over Hannukah. When I first saw Hannukah mentioned in Best Buy commercials, I couldn't decide whether I was excited we were finally "mainstream" or upset that we were commercialized. I'm going to be a curmudgeon from the…

"I save bread!"

I think we should all play a drinking game - drink every time Annalise or one of her crew does something unethical/something that could get her disbarred. We'll get PopeDrunk.

Speculation. Sweet little Wes killed the co-ed in order to free up a spot in the law school.

Mint & Olive Oil? I admit I have an over active imagination & watch a lot of Hannibal, but my first thought was "he's going to make sausage casing out of their intestines."

Can't she just dump ice water on the guy with ALS or something. I read about that a few weeks ago on the internet.

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

This show is called Misfits. It's on hulu. Have fun.

!!!! she also designed these, some of the most beautiful shoes Melissa (the company) has ever released:

I'd totally go see this, even though my go-to shoe is a pair of low-top Converse. I love looking at grotesque shoes like the infamous Alexander McQueen Armadillo heels. They give me the creeps and I can't look away.

True story- I watched 27 Dresses in bed with a pan of brownies while PMSing. I was in a fight with my husband. After the movie we made up, and I cried while laying on a heating pad. Then I drank more wine.

Well, I'm a fat woman of a certain age (never had kids), but I have been known late at night at the grocery store> <after midnight at a 24 hr store>, to park in the stork parking places and do the pregnancy waddle into the grocery store.