@annebreal: Really? I'm a 34DD, and I HATE molded, padded cups. I find them wildly uncomfortable, and I've never found a single one that my boobs don't try to escape from, usually over the top. I tried other sizes, too, in case it was a sizing issue, but no, they're all like that.

@snacktastic: This is my new favorite name for breasts!

If only this had been posted a few days ago! Does anyone have suggestions for where I can get cute hats while I wait for my hair to grow back out?

@sportz.star: Oh man, I tried JDate after OKCupid, and made it through five poorly-spelled, grammatically incorrect chat-up attempts before going back to OKC, where at least a FEW of the people messaging me bothered to read my warning re: spelling and grammar.