I once saw David Byrne riding a Citi-Bike on Seventh Avenue. He seemed to be obeying all traffic laws.

No, it’s short for analrapists, you know analyst-therapists

BREAKING NEWS: This just in, all of these people are rapists.

I would take a can of baked beans over Boston Baked Beans

Despite being something like 99% horseshit, this is still one of my favorite movies, in no small part due to John Candy’s absolutely showstopping turn as New Orleans attorney Dean Andrews. It’s too bad he didn’t have a chance to do more straight dramatic roles as a Sydney Greenstreet type.

The last 10 minutes of Inside I was just saying “Oh God, oh God, WTF” over and over again. Once it ended I just kind of sat there wondering what I just saw. I still don’t know. Obviously I’m not supposed to, but every time I think about it I can’t muster much of a response beyond this:

I envy you having that ahead of you. Not that replaying isn’t fun. Just nothing beats the first go-through.

I really enjoyed Jeffrey Dean Stanton in Watchmen. I thought he’d be a good pick for Negan but he’s cranked up the ham to 11 and even if he had better dialogue, it would still sound goofy coming out his mouth. I’m sure he was good on Grey’s Anatomy but I just couldn’t get into that show.

When you absolutely, positively have nothing better to blow money on....

I guess he answers the question “What if Anton Chigurh was in the Village People?”

This is not the first time these Middle-Earth games have dealt with this issue. Celebrimbor was always a villain, and Talion was always, at the very least, an enabler, overlooking the hard questions for his personal gain.

“But why are you boycotting my clothes line and saying mean things about me?”

The only context where it’s ok to use the words “asking for it” and reference clothes in regards to sexual assault is if you’re mocking those ridiculous, toxic arguments. Karan wasn’t mocking them, she was invoking them, and her faux apology is BS.

Well, you know, I said other things, and they didn’t quote that. They just quoted the stuff that they knew would make everybody mad. It’s really unfair. Anyway, that other stuff I said? It recontextualized this comment in a way that I am unable to reiterate now. It was, like, lots of serious shit that made me look…

Ah, the old “taken out of context” defense. Walkin’ it back here, boss, walkin’ it back.

You caught me. I lied for multiple paragraphs because I wanted the attention. Bravo.

Excellent review, Dennis. Always look forward to AV’s dissection of HaCF. As for the tune Gordon was trying to remember, as it turns out, the song is “Baby of Mine,” the very same that Donna used as a lullaby for Haley in previous seasons.