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Yeah, I started to despair after racking up enough echoes to open one of the realm tears and thought about how much grinding I’d have to do just to open the next. And then...voila! See ya, “haze weave!”

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Chris Evans has been very public about the fact that’s he doesn’t really like this whole aspect of celebrity life. From all accounts he is a stand up guy and a great interview but this sorta huge lime light photo flashing premiere deal is not his thing and it actively causes him mental distress. Can’t blame him for

Still find him incredibly adorable. And still want to have do him!

I think someone needs to sit him down and have a talk

We’ve decided to form a union here at Onion Inc., home of The A.V. Club and our sister sites The Onion and ClickHole.

The doors were left open because they turned off the air (why Rick was ripping the barriers from the windows earlier).

The only way I can watch this gobsmackingly stupid show with its turgid dialogue and disposable characters is in one corner of my screen while I work on other things to otherwise distract me from how much nothing or stupidity is on display at the moment.

Can we even imagine a time when a Death Wish remake wouldn’t be considered spectacularly ill-timed?

^^ important questions that need answering

as the second best Marvel preview ever behind of Avengers: Age of Ultron, which holds the record at $27.6 million.

I’d argue that it’s both more cartoonish and more nuanced than Crash if that’s possible. Everyone keeps treating Three Billboards as this treatise on race and grief and whatever else, but I didn’t take it that way at all. It’s a dark, violent pseudo-comedy that deals with those subjects, but doesn’t preach about them

“The Academy’s Taste may Be Improving..”

The trailer for this played with almost every movie I’ve seen in the last two months, and it looks like such a goddamned mess. And it’s not the fault of the “real heroes”, because they never should have been put in that position. Just a gimmick.

Gran Torino was awesome. Get off my lawn