Being greasy is surely an impediment to an effective strangulation. I keep a rosin bag with me just in case I need to strangle someone. It's all in the grip.

Once Trump is President, he'll make sure that every role goes to a hardworking American actor. It's gonna be fabulous. Trust me.

Oh, Chris Evans, why do you want me to masturbate myself to death?

Wow - you're nearly as dreamy as he is. Nearly.

*rapidly fans self, collapses on fainting couch*

Always happy to share the fruits of my Mr. Man subscription for the greater good.

Murray is seriously overselling that. You don't see any more of him here than you do on Kingdom, and at least there he gets it on with a dude.

And that makes it less repugnant…how?

Okay, that makes two things.

Pretty sure McCown's in his late 30s, so he ought to remember it….

I was really hoping that this would be a clip of Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker debating how they could efficiently jerk off as many guys as possible.

One of those things is not like the others, one of those things just doesn't belong.

Which one is Helen Hunt?

Yeah, I was totally baffled by that. If it was a 25-year-old who wrote that I could chalk it up to a mistaken reference, but McCown's old enough to know the difference. Not to mention, you know, Google.

Hopefully, Josh will consciously uncouple from most of his Coldplay collection in an upcoming installment.

Yeah, fuck all the Bat-gadgets. All Snyder's Batman needs is a goddamn tractor tire and some kettlebells.

I totally agree. It needs to be rated NC-17.

I'd like to see a movie where Bruce and Alfred live in The Lake House, but Bruce exists two years in the past, so they only communicate through letters left in the mailbox.

*slow clap*

And the popularity of Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax" might justify all the eleven-year-olds gangbanging in the sewers.