Perhaps a young Pennywise makes the whole "six eleven-year-old boys gangbang an eleven-year-old girl to defeat Pennywise" thing less disgusting? Wait - no it doesn't. Nothing makes that less disgusting.

But he'd much rather play Beverly, at least in the 1958 part of the book….

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Just Us

An unwavering belief in yourself and Botox. Lots and lots of Botox.

Yo, A.V. Club - What's the story with Onion/A.V. Club/Hideout Block Party this year? It's been an awesome festival each year, small, and with a laid-back vibe that just doesn't exist at any other fest. When it was canceled last year, the word was put out that this year an anniversary fest with a bigger lineup…

Not only would Stelio Kontos' theme song improve it, but Stelio's Kinko's apron would've livened things up a bit, as well.

I'm sure you could, but - ack! There comes a point at which one has to stop adding flavors to a single drink, and this was already a couple of flavors too far for me.

Yeah, pretty sure our author is confusing the Golden Globes with the Oscars. Which is especially odd for a site that exclusively covers pop culture….

Oh, my. I think I just developed a frittata fetish.

I never knew that I could have multiple nerdgasms, but that comment just made it happen.

I haven't published an article about it.

After reading this twice I realized that the "rags" you were digging out of the garbage cans behind the porn shop were magazines. I was greatly relieved to have made that clarification.

I loved the Overworked series, but by Vol. 242 it had gotten pretty tired.

Partially?

I'm guessing that's why the Borders I used to go to put locks on the bathroom doors that required you to get a token from the front desk clerks to get in. I haven't spunked on a Mapplethorpe since that dark, dark day….

Except there's no coffee in that Frap. It's just milk, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and ice. Apparently the person who headlined this post never actually read it.

Hate to break it to you, Viola, but your "room mate Lori" gets around. She's been "room mates" with at least 43 women that I know of, and I'm sure there are more. She's just going to take your grey Mac Laren P1 and break your heart.

Holy fucking shit. It does!

I won't apologize for that.

*groooooan*