So…who issued the cock ring to you, and to what venue would it grant you entry?

Unless Spelman's got a rapidly deteriorating portrait in his attic, he couldn't have even been alive when those original Grey Poupon commercials ran. Love to know where he got that from.

There are so many nonsensical, improbable things happening on this show that I won't bother to catalog them all here, but the big question from this ep is - how did Alice and Val build such a successful business when they double-cross every other client? That seems to be a pretty crappy business model to me….

AND it involves psychic powers and time travel, since Margot had no idea that Alice was in the picture until the day after Alice scheduled her appointment, AND since Margot had no practical way to know that Alice was even planning to see a shrink. MAGIC!

I don't know…a lot of hits have terrible lyrics. Put a Max Martin beat behind this and Selena Gomez just might have the song of the summer.

I'm fixated on "nowhere to hide when I'm getting new clothes." Is he being hounded paparazzi when he goes clothes shopping, or did he get busted pulling a Winona Ryder?

celebrity does thing that is remarkably similar to a thing done by a previous celebrity but in a less distinctive hat

My main takeaway from that was that I need Anna Kendrick to do a shot-for-shot remake of the "Maniac"sequence from Flashdance.

At first glance, that was what I thought it said. That was the only reason I clicked through. If Bruno Mars could have a hit with "Nilbog Funk," there's no reason Justin Timberlake shouldn't get in on that action.

Go diagetic or go home.

Holy shit, In My Life. Never thought I'd think about that lemon again. See what I did there? If you didn't, I envy you.

The show's catchphrase was "Now and forever!" The movie's will be "Nothing but whiskers!"

Ahh…a terrible director directing a terrible musical…synergy!

Hmm…I wonder if I can use that excuse when I take a chainsaw to the entire cast….

If you like the last, ear-splitting verse of "Memory" but wish someone would write a show entirely comprised of that kind of strident, ear-piercing screaming, you'll LOVE Frank Wildhorn!

And that's pretty much the desired effect of some of his work.

I agree that the Dziga Vertov Group stuff is kind of tedious, but I still have a soft spot for Tout Va Bien, even if it's a too-faithful riff on Jerry Lewis' work. Something about that thoroughly apeshit sequence with the ridiculous "ba ba ba" commercial music overlaid with a Maoist tract and the sound of some clumsy…

Yeah, Sauve qui peut (la vie) is great, but the rest of the 80s, eh.

I'm a ridiculous fanboy, so I find it hard to pick a fave, but I totally agree that AWIAW is one of the most delightful films ever made. I can definitely say that Les Carabiniers is my least favorite, although that still puts it head and shoulders above most of the films on the planet. It's got a lot of good things in…

I can't remember where, exactly, but I recall setting U1 aside as well, thinking, "eh, this isn't worth my time." But then I picked it back up again and LOVED it. I burned through the next two, and I've been jonesing for 4. Can't wait.