Oh, yeah! Somebody found the needle in the pale, pale, haystack.

I spent an evening with Thom Yorke about five years ago, doing a shit ton of mushrooms with him, a mutual friend and some other hangers-on. I'd never met him before, so I still have no idea if he seemed really odd because I was tripping balls, because he was tripping balls, or because he's just really odd. Pretty sure…

T.J. Miller was pretty entertaining as well, although I don't recommend it if the sight of a nose dripping with copious amounts of snot grosses you out.

Yes! They're awesome.

Brave of you to confess to your theft here. Let me get this straight - you made 18,512 Dollars last month stealing Blue Apron boxes from people's houses? I didn't realize there was a black market for such rapidly perishable items. It sounds like good money, but it certainly doesn't sound like "the simplest. job I have…

I really want to upvote this because it's hilarious, but she was, like, 13 in that movie, which is…eww. Then again, what 13-year-old isn't diddling him/herself like a rutting bonobo? So, fuck it. Upvoted!

There were black actors in those movies. I mean, there had to be, right? Like, um, there was - oh, wait - no, but, uh…well, Woody Harrelson made a couple movies with Wesley Snipes, so that's practically the same thing. And I think I remember, like, two Latinos, and that's pretty much the Hollywood equivalent of one…

It's either that or deal with the constant threat to his masculinity presented by being married to a woman who is more of a badass than he could ever dream of being.

I don't know how Sophie can have chemistry with anyone, given that she doesn't open her mouth to speak or make facial expressions that can be observed without a microscope. She's making me nuts with that. But, good for her in that she'll look like she's 25 when she's 55. Can't get a wrinkle if you don't move your face.

And going to sleep in it, no less!

Now, a sensitive PSA about Viva the Warhol Superstar, THAT I would watch.

If you liked the inane CB radio banter in "Theme from Convoy," then you'll LOVE the inane cop radio banter in "Theme from Cannonball Run 2"!

Newswire has been afraid of stories about the loss of a spouse ever since O'Neal went out for cigarettes and never came back.

But that's the "late-breaking revelation" - Angel is a car.

Why, Nathan Fillion, of course!

Oh, Joyce Bulifant…your Dorothy Hamill haircut and giggling filled little jamois with so many confusing feelings. You made my Wranglers so tight that my Mom had to shop in the husky section.

I only know him from his chest hair in Malice.

I'm waiting for the Internet! to do a Great Job, of taking down that racist caricature.

I will not be silenced! Cannonball Run 2 captured the finest work of the great comedy duo of Susan Anton and Catherine Bach!

It's just you. If you tear out those old metal fillings she won't be able to beam those messages into your head.