Mmm…taint fruit….

Who doesn't love Patton Oswalt? Well, other than the Newswire editors, who never posted anything about his wife's death.

Upvoted for the use of an unpublished William Carlos Williams poem.

I feel your pain. BB is always right there in the "Continue Watching" row, so I feel obligated to do so.

Wow. That's quite the combo. Now I want to edit the two together into one unholy abomination. The Other Rushmore.

Kevin Michael Richardson should get all the checks.

The title I could deal with; it was that precious, masturbatory preface that made me want to chuck it in the shredder. Even then, I stuck with it in hopes that he had just been feigning wit in a particularly obnoxious way, but the side dish of self-effacement he served with the book's main course of…

Iain De Caestecker's always adorable, but in that suit and with those glasses? Sploosh.

The problem with pizzolatto is that the first bite is so great that you go ahead and preorder another one for later delivery; the second one ends up being really disappointing, but you already paid a shit ton of money for it, so you eat it anyway.

Just bear in mind that even if you don't unwrap it, you're going to have to pay for that Toblerone if you insert it somewhere, and those things are like $10 each.

As a single, lonely adult who watched this alone after a terrible day, I totally endorse your theory. PS - I am still a single adult, but I am no longer lonely as this film convinced me to never seek companionship.

Even if you know the whole story, I still highly recommend it. It has to be seen (and heard, for much of it) to be believed.

I doubt that Gandhi and Mother Teresa could show that much restraint if they were put in the grandparents' position. How they didn't kil that crazy bitch is what amazes me. She's already dead but I'd still like to dig her up, reanimate her, and then kill her all over again.

I still think it's an incredibly worthwhile watch. The appalling shit that goes on with that psycho and those poor grandparents has to be seen to be believed. Jesus, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it, and it's been a while since I saw it.

Or Rick and his talking plastic pyramid Lucy could run around NYC solving crimes. As long as the crimes occur within a wifi hotspot.

Never watching it is definitely the best way to enjoy it.

I imagine that a lot of the Castle viewership falls into the "I'm not sure why I still watch Castle" camp, including me. I can only assume that the daughter is going to get promoted to the female lead slot, and she's more dull than Beckett. Or maybe it'll just be a goofy boys' club. Either way, I'm hoping ABC moves…

Oh, that's right. I totally forgot about Ruben Blades' wife turning. This thread is really making me question why I'm devoting an hour to this show when it has clearly left zero impact on me. Thanks, AV Clubbers! I think you just cleared some space on my DVR!

I think I was already bored by that point and was checking my email or something. It's my own two-screen experience.

I suspect we're going to find out that Strand is working with those higher-ups.