Was I the only kid who *liked* the Devil’s Food Cookie Cake? Maybe it helped that nobody was telling me I had to eat it because of the calories.

My 1977 Grand Prix, “totaled” after a collision back in 1987 by a very cheap insurance company, ended up running drugs in Texas. I was in college, cops called me 9 months after I sold it because the people who bought it “for parts” left it in my name - but, oddly, swapped the plates for expired ones which is how they…

It was drowning in sauce, which you will probably love but was a turn off for me.

If you’ve only got hand-washing dish soap? Hand wash the dishes you need until you can get to the store. 

They haven’t vanished, they’ve gone suburban - you can find them at Safeway.

This is Kinja. Following people is impossible.

Maybe Shirley Temple, if you count “being Shirley Temple” as a franchise.

> This dress is seemingly a mashup of playing cards, medieval shields, a stained glass window, and horoscopes

Yep, that’s how the repost subs like amithedevil define it: if you follow a link from AITD to AITA and comment or vote and get caught, you *will* be banned for brigading, even though they’re related topics so it’s generally not malicious like your examples.

Same-sized two prong, or polarized with different sizes? 

Holes was good. But then, he wasn’t a big name star with ego to match back then.

Everyone with working OEM female parts has done that.

Seconded. One of the many flaws of the paternal DNA contributor was that he’d use that to refill the milk carton when we were kids. We were not poor. He was just that cheap for anyone that wasn’t him.

My company rented out the San Jose Children’s Discovery Museum for an after-hours company party, and yes it was awesome.

Canned salmon is for salmon croquettes.

Not in theaters, but my parents were watching Saturday Night Fever on TV when I was about 12 and there’s a scene where a woman hands Travolta’s character something. Neither of them say anything but obviously there’s a significant conversation happening. So I asked what happened. What I didn’t know I wanted to hear was…

San Francisco area Safeways are all in on Boar’s Head - over the past couple of years it’s driven out everything else.

It’s the loop of “please place item in the bagging area”/”unexpected item in the bagging area”. Make up your mind, machine. The humans who are experts at getting my groceries from conveyor belt to bag would be done by now.

“They’re innocent bystanders whose lives are being ripped apart in ways they can’t understand.”

Someone found the Ranch Dressing Lady: If you type “springs1" into google it automatically suggests “ranch dressing”; she’s been ranting about restaurants not giving her enough of it since Livejournal was new.