The aliens are basically the equivalent of teenagers taking the family car out for a night of cow-tipping.

It’s a hot mess of conflicting animation styles - sometimes in the same scene! - and characters who are animated from very old reference footage. If you gave Taran a hat and a slightly different outfit, you couldn’t tell his animation from Peter Pan. The Assistant Pigkeeper and the Princess both have equally posh…

“Friends laughed at me. Humiliated.”

Since she’s nothing like the book version she deserves to be forgotten.

Yeah, morning Disney XD ran the ads pretty frequently, but I couldn’t begin to tell you what it’s about. There’s a world, and it’s strange. There are people and a blobby thing. That’s about it.

I’d prefer no Christmas music until after Advent.

Indigo Girls, Neneh Cherry, Soul II Soul and Tone Loc - the other contenders for Best New Artist when Milli Vanilli won.

They’re the kind of movie that’s great when you’re 12 or looking at it through a nostalgia filter, but if you saw it when you were old enough to be the least bit critical you can’t stand it.

The other story floating at the time was they’d looked at the results of the “Pepsi Challenge”, where people were picking Pepsi in a blind taste test of one sip. What they didn’t pick up on was that Coke drinkers didn’t like drinking a full glass of Pepsi; something about the taste being sweeter when it first hits you…

They dropped the artificial color around 2015.

“the small town of Sunnyvale.”

I’m in their target demographic, which means I’m old enough to have seen nearly 50 years of economic cycles and spot the trend. Actually I spotted that in college, because I am also capable of reading history books.

Time to look again - it’s been edging closer to being equal recently.

Every Karen who ever demanded to see a manager disagrees. They just don’t get as much exposure.

Special Dark is the only decent Hershey’s, and bite size is exactly the right amount of it. It only appears at Halloween, therefore Halloween candy is superior.

The universe was setting up the environment needed for Roger Ebert to do an epic takedown.

If I don’t see the word “imported” in big text, I assume it’s not imported; the stuff that is wants to make sure you know why it costs more.

And some states have counties where you can’t buy liquor. What you end up with is a lot of liquor stores on the county line and drunk driving by people who just can’t wait.

“Is it ‘what’s your first thought when Harrison Ford is trending on Twitter?’, Alex?”

If it was Youtube you’d get the “this video can only be watched on Youtube” link.