Canadian Geese are anger translators for Canadian people; it’s how they stay so friendly.

Food got thrown in small amounts on a regular basis in one very large high school I was at, but the only thing I remember from it is that corn nuts stuck like glue to my long hair.

What if you spend May 5th the same way you spend May 6th?

Bad electric cooktops, which are the kind most people are used to either because they rent or they haven’t replaced the contractor’s special that came with the house, suck.

I’ve owned 3 of the BMW Minis, starting way back when they first came out up to my current sweet JCW, and back then it really felt like BMW thought they were Baby’s First BMW: the fun car you got in college that you’d trade in for a BMW once you landed that 6-figure job. The idea that it was being bought by people in…

And that’s why I only want the bucket if it has the “mom’s day off” image I remember from the 70s.

The Wayback Machine first picked it up in 2014 for “Lightning Safety Awareness Week: June 22-28, 2014" and it doesn’t appear to have changed since; they haven’t even updated dead links.

Yeah, Burger King had an entire jingle about customizing your burger.

IK,R? Craig just connected with guests in a way that Corden would sell what’s left of his soul to do.

Art that doesn’t say anything is just illustration. Or worse, ad copy.

And they chose “safe” “pick me” guy to replace Craig Ferguson.

“Heart?! What kind of power is Heart?!”

Or maybe it’s because Ferngully and “Dances with Smurfs” are what people were saying about it back when it was in the theatres.

For real staying power a movie needs to be watchable at home, and without the 3D all you’re left with is the story, which was being mocked even when it was in theatres.

“ 245.85 million Americans, roughly 74% of the population, consumed pickles.”

That doesn’t even compare to frozen fried chicken with the bones in, which people did a *lot* back when microwave ovens were new and there weren’t a lot of frozen foods designed to be microwaved.

Now do “iOS keyboard features that you don’t use and how to hide them”. No, iOS, I do not want to turn on dictation. Stop popping up that alert when I’m aiming for a different key.

Yeah, there are bad bosses out there that see any pattern in sick days as a sign that you’re faking it. Never had one of those, but if I had they’d have suspected me: I had perfect attendance all the way up to junior high, and then had a very regular pattern of monthly backache days that didn’t go away until ibuprofen…

You can pry my vintage Better Homes and Gardens red-plaid binder-style cookbooks out of my cold dead hands, and there’s not even a picture on the cover. Especially the one where my grandmother added her own pages.

There’s an old saying in software development: “Fast, cheap, or good: pick two.” Sounds like this is the pizza equivalent.